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driftintotheunknown
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 Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:55 am Post subject: The Official Masturbation & Sex Appreciation Thread... |
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Sex? What the hell is sex doing in a masturbation thread? Some of you may remember the first masturbation appreciation thread. That was almost three years ago, and since then some of us may have experienced something more then masturbation such as a thing called sex, just in case you are wondering my hand and I are still seeing each other, virgin yeah. So instead of just discussing masturbation let's discuss everything and anything.
Anything goes, except if for some reason you feel you must post a picture of something please make it a link instead of an image, so people don't scroll and see something at work or school, in front of parents, etc. If you are uneasy talking about things like this, or are too young please stay out of this thread, there you have been warned.
So all you one-handed typers, and four handed lovers, let the masturbation and sex appreciation begin.
Also I hit the big 5000, thank you to all who have made it possible to waste my life away. Few names come to mind... these people attributed to my spamming.
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Adam (never talked to you on AIM, but you've always seemed like a cool guy and are on my LJ list, so your cool)
Arin (IO's first mommy, plus you are on my Lj list too. Congrats on being a mom again.)
Cait (Nicest/Coolest/Hottest New Yorker ever, she likes Fleetwood Mac, and she said she would hump me, could I ask for more?)
Chris (cool guy, also a supporter of the original masturbation appreciation thread, If I remember the thread and laughing correctly I think you advised guys not to masturbate in the shower because of "sticky clumps" I will leave it at that...haha)
Courtney (Mother of the IO chats, plus I remember some videos, ahem….. haha)
Ellie (I think I talked to you once about mario kart, and how peach is such a cheater, I just remembered that. Plus she is just cool and everyone loves her fingers.)
Erica (GOLDFISH GIRL! yar yar yar... Glad she has an LJ so I know she is still alive.)
Guy (if he was a pokemon he would be psyduck, cause no one wants him, he causes headaches, but he comes in handy every now and then, those were some of the stupidest and funniest chats ever)
Hunter (good man, likes star wars, 311, soccer/football, and drinking, if I ever visit aussieland it would an honour to get drunk with you, haha)
Ian (Very smart and artistic guy but this guy also made idiot box what it is today, a piece of crap, yeah you can thank him for that.)
Joel (your such a sweet transvestite, and your photoshop skills are superb)
Katie (the masturbator appreciator, haha, supported the thread, cool girl, knows how to take awesome pics of herself, heh)
Micah (the human dictionary/thesaurus, the most articulate person I have met on the net)
Naomi (first aussie and one of the first people I talked to from the board, coolest red head in the world, I would still eat salted oranges off your naked body, I bet you don’t remember that)
Nick (I am still waiting outside your bedroom window, get smart stalker)
Pat (c'mon this guy is more of a pervert than I am, he masturbates to disney cereral boxes, don't want to know what happens when he runs out of milk...)
PosterNutBag (she was cool, I can't remember her name, was it Charlene? She was one of the older people here, and had a simpsons sig, like I said she was cool.)
Ryan & Tom (The Lancaster Lovers)
Sam (the only aussie jock I know, he is a jock and proud of it, he also likes watching koalas have sex)
Shane (has been an admin ever since I started coming here, cool guy, thanks for taking care of the board ever since I've been here, Incubus owes you big time.
Tanya/Brian/Craig (you all need to masturbate more… haha, even though you seem to dislike me, I like you.)
Tommity (the only ninja in the world with dreadlocks, that just kicks ass. I have you to thank for some old school NES roms that I could never find)
Will (The most un-racist person I have ever known, remember to keep enough condoms for your hoes)
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Zedeveel
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I also made it a very fun place there for a while. Damnit! It was the influx of idiots that made it a true Idiot Box. I swear... I left the internet for 3 weeks, I come back, everything's gone to hell.
*ahem* Yeah, sex... masturbation. I've had sex 5 times since I first came to this board as a wee virgin. Each time it's (I've) gotten progressively better.
But, I'm still an avid masturbator. Everyday, basically.
Heh... anyone remember the "clique" thread Maggie and I made? That really sucked.
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driftintotheunknown
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 8:37 am Post subject: |
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I've masturbated 869 times since I first came to this board as a wee masturbator. Each time it's (I've) gotten progressively better.
| Quote: | | I also made it a very fun place there for a while. Damnit! It was the influx of idiots that made it a true Idiot Box. I swear... I left the internet for 3 weeks, I come back, everything's gone to hell. |
Excuses excuses Ian, I take full credit for the Introduce Yourself forum being a piece of crap. But don't blame me for the crappy newbies coming in from TRL's asshole.
Idiot Box is still better than Incubus talk, so don't worry Ian. ha... i'm just messing with you, just keep kicking those idiot asses out of there.
That clique thread was the shit cause it was so true, the board needed that back then, unfortunately it seems the cliques are dissipating now. It was kind of fun back then.
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Moller
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looking at the voting tendencies in the other thread, looks like there are semi-cliques. Not really the right word at all, but you know what I mean. All these young usurpers challenging the old guard. tsk tsk. Would never happen back in my day.
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BBsBabe
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 9:24 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Katie (the masturbator appreciator, haha, supported the thread, cool girl, knows how to take awesome pics of herself, heh) |
haha.. <3
i've never had sex. but.. masturbation = goooood. i've been doing it a lot lately.
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glowish.
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 9:57 am Post subject: re: The Official Masturbation & Sex Appreciation Thread. |
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i'm still a virgin. so, i masturbate. maybe once a week. i let my girl handle me on the weekends. she doesnt like me doing it myself. but sometimes it's necessary. you know what i mean.
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Irish Bastard
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 11:00 am Post subject: |
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I'm sure I've done somethign to help you out over the years, Dave!
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televation
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| BBsBabe wrote: | | i've never had sex. but.. masturbation = goooood. i've been doing it a lot lately. |
that's the hottest thing i've ever read on this board
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turkish a. punkass
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yeah, i just spooged in my pants. off to work
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Anatha
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| 1-3 times a week....all the fun and noone to share it with. |
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mesh gear fox
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 1:20 pm Post subject: Re: The Official Masturbation & Sex Appreciation Thread. |
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| driftintotheunknown wrote: | | Tanya/Brian/Craig (you all need to masturbate more… haha, even though you seem to dislike me, I like you.) |
ahahahah
ian. do you remember what the name of the clique i was in was called, and who was in it an all that jazz? i remember it was during the time when tanya, brian, will, julia, and i constantly talked to each other, talked shit about people on the board, and then did some behind the back shit talking about each other.
speaking of which, julia has disappeared off the face of the earth, and it's a damn shame. i've had like one 5-line convo with her in the past 8 months or so, and i don't think she's ever made an appearance on the new board. what a loss.
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Zedeveel
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I miss Julia. She was one of the two or three people from the board that I talked to on a regular basis. I've only seen her online once (on MSN, no less) in the past 6 months.
I just found the cliques thing saved under my "Other Oddities" folder. Check out some of these... haha... this was so lame.
Funny Bastards: Will, Craig, Brian, Tanya
Funny Bastards 2: Pat
Funny Bastards 3 (Because they‘re not actually funny): Curtis, Rob, Chris
Just Plain Bustards: Shaun, tillybot
OMG IDIOT BOX RULES: Craig, Dave, Me, Tanya, Cait, Sam
Trust These People, They’re Observant: Me, Maggie
Oh... good times.
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The Day Forgives
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julia is so smart, she used to be a goth kid.
I've had sex with two different people, one of them I had it a lot, the other was a drunken escapade that never should have happened.
i masturbate a lot.
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mesh gear fox
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| Quote: | | Funny Bastards 3 (Because they‘re not actually funny): Curtis, Rob, Chris |
god, you and maggie were more on point than i remember. curtis is easily the least funny net person i know (who tries to be).
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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I don't run out milk. I'll use my penis milk if I have to...
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 2:42 pm Post subject: re: The Official Masturbation & Sex Appreciation Thread. |
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| Quote: | | Guy (if he was a pokemon he would be psyduck, cause no one wants him, he causes headaches, but he comes in handy every now and then, those were some of the stupidest and funniest chats ever) |
The pokemon references need to stop NOW. I'm still trying to forget about all that, and you keep digging it back up. But the rest of that is very true about the chats.
And I guess I should add I'm not a virgin. As far as the other thing, I used to be a "1-3 times a week" person, but over the past few months for reasons I probably should avoid getting into, it's been far, far more. |
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| televation wrote: | | BBsBabe wrote: | | i've never had sex. but.. masturbation = goooood. i've been doing it a lot lately. |
that's the hottest thing i've ever read on this board |
haha.. 
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where is germany
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject: Re: The Official Masturbation & Sex Appreciation Thread. |
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Micah (the human dictionary/thesaurus, the most articulate person I have met on the net) |
Micah. Are you reading this? |
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| BBsBabe wrote: | | Quote: | | Katie (the masturbator appreciator, haha, supported the thread, cool girl, knows how to take awesome pics of herself, heh) |
haha.. <3
i've never had sex. but.. masturbation = goooood. i've been doing it a lot lately. |
I'm with Katie on this one.
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| Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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yay! finally another girl who's willing to admit she masturbates.
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